I can't stop laughing at ..... fake bronzing

I wish these were photoshopped  I can only imagine what our buddy CJ, the patron saint of bronzing, would have to say about these. Reason #218 that I'm a Delaware Beach kid and not a Jersey Shore bro. In other news, I can barely contain my excitement for MTV's Jersey Shore series. Their true life "I live at the Jersey Shore" was a seminal moment in the series and one of the greatest sources of unintentional comedy of all time.