I can't stop ...... declaring war on other blogs

In a battle of sheer will and attrition, Mike and I won our first blog war with our friend Chris and his fledgling attempt at blog supremacy when he declared Bip-Bip dead two weeks ago. Now, there's a new foe, and he looks to be a formidable one. This schmohawk is inspiring terror and inviting mayhem by posting pictures with Nic Cage superimposed in them at an alarming rate. This can be seen as nothing less than an open act of war. His end goal appears to be nothing less sinister than having everyone see Nic Cage, no matter where they look. If that's not a terrorist act, I don't know what is (though the same could be said about the kamikaze pilot from Texas and no one seems to notice, and no Mike, I'm not stealing your idea regarding that since the conversation never happened). The owner of this blog is deliberately trying to haunt all of our dreams; he needs to be stopped. The about me section of the blog alone shakes me to my core, despite its likely sarcastic intent. Nic Cage is no laughing matter and much like the Ebola Virus, should not be used for any purpose unless the purpose is directed at eradication from the planet. Hopefully what this blog lacks in following (approximately 1/100th of his), we can make up for in united and unbridled hatred of one of the worst men alive. So let's hoo-ride on these fools at their own bar-b-q Young Buck, Ludacris and TI - Stomp

For quite possibly the worst-reasoned diatribe about why Nic Cage sucks, see here.