I felt bad leaving you for so long and I was worried that much like this baby wildebeest, you all would feel like your guts had been ripped out without my updates.
I heard from more than person they thought the blog was dying and the vultures were circling.
Then, when I got back and didn't update for a few days, many of you thought the vultures had swooped in and the blog was dead.
But dont worry, I'm here to stay - I cant merely be swatted away.
Because Josh went ape shit with updates in my absence, and you all didn't have a voice of reason to listen to, some of you maybe worried I had lost control of the blog. But don't worry, the blog is mine - I'm marking it as my own.
Being jobless and in Africa, naturally I was thinking about ways to keep myself financially afloat so I could keep blogging and making you all happy instead of doing real work. Look at all of that beautiful ivory....
Then I thought about new ideas - maybe sponsorship for the blog? But this isnt about that...I promise. I love Serengeti Beer. When on Safari in the Serengeti, I only drink Serengeti lager - its so refreshing after long day of seeing animals. Even the wildebeest behind me love and mooed whenever they saw it. Serengeti Lager; its what Hemingway drank(yes, that is what i wore everyday, though i usually wore a baseball hat instead of that ridiculousness).
So, my friend(s) - I am sorry for not getting back to you sooner, but dont worry, a new day is coming for the blog, and it will be even better than before.
As a final note, just remember, I'm always looking out for Josh making sure his ego is fed and well protected.By the way, this is only 9 of 4,000 pictures. If anyone wants the full slideshow, let me know!
while this is very clever, i want to point out that michael only took the pictures of the dead things here... maybe we should talk about that at some point. also, he didnt mention that there are 2 million wildebeest and they are ludacris
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