I can't stop watching....Jay Cutler throw interceptions

because its all he does...and I love it. Here is what's like for me: So you had this first true love who was perfect in every way, despite looking like a horse at times. But you had to stop dating because she had bad knees and wanted to go out as a champion. And then for awhile you dated some really mediocre girls who didn't do it for you. Some looked homeless. Some got drunk and fell down a lot. Some you only went out with once and never heard from them again. Then this girl came along. And she seemed really cool....and she got you excited in a way you hadn't been since that first love. But you sort of knew from the beginning something was a little off about the relationship - every time you thought she was perfect, she would try too hard and do something really really stupid that made you question whether she was the one. And your friends all saw her flaws and pointed them out, but you were were too stubborn, so you defended her, saying she was young. She needed time to grow. In the meanwhile you think you really like this girl, hell maybe you even throw the word love around in hopes that it takes and saying the word will make you feel that way - but you always know its not the real thing. Then, out of nowhere - she breaks up with you, all because she saw you talking to another girl. You always knew she was immature, but this is absurd. So she moves on. And its bad - immediately you regret not appreciating her and maybe it will take another 10 years to find someone who doesn't suck- and it wasn't perfect, but it was good with her and maybe that was enough. But then slowly you realize that it was never right...something was always missing from that relationship - you could never really trust her. Slowly you move on, realizing more and more everyday that maybe its a blessing that she dumped you. Eventually you find a girl who can manage the relationship well - sure she may not have the upside of the previous girl, but she doesn't make so many stupid mistakes. But part of you always wonders, so you keep an eye on the other girl, just to see how its going and to try to get some reassurance that in the end its all for the best. And as you are watching the previous girl throw 5 interceptions, 2 in the red zone, you know its gonna be okay. You're safe. You're current relationship may not be perfect, but its different. And sure, you wish she would take more chances, but all in all you're okay where you are in life - you don't need the glitz and the glamor and hype - you just want consistency. And you wish the old girl all the luck in the world - its for the best. But you also wouldn't complain if a blitzing safety blindsided that old girl and tore their fucking ACL. You'd be okay with that, too.