Evidently scientologists celebrate Christmas - that is L Ron Hubbard decorating a Christmas Tree...honestly. But you can't get a scientologist any gift - you have to get them special Scientlogist-approved gifts found in the Scientologist Holiday Guide. Below is a link to that guide, which is pretty amusing. Mom and dad, I promise I have done all of my auditing this year and want to thank Xenu for bringing us to Earth doesn't quite roll off the tongue as easily as I promise Santa I have been good. But then again I'm Jewish so its all make believe to me! Preclears on Your List? The Scientology Holiday Catalog
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